Download A Brain, Dude.

Posted by Bernie Reifkind on November 24, 2009

Oh…….do I have your attention?  Yes of course, that should last for………….another 9 seconds…………..until you become distracted again.  Hey…………I’m over here.

Wait a minute………… did something just move?  Did you say something?  I’m sorry I am organizing my 6500 songs on my ipod, at my desk, pretending to work.

Oh that’s right, I only really care about 40 of those songs.  Wait, I just got an email that I have to respond to.  Hang on………….Ok, I’m back.

Oh yes, back to my ipod…………I’ve been thinking that maybe it’s time to do a little bit of work.  Hang on, I have to reply to a text ……………..gosh, I am the worst typer………….hang on……………ok, I’m back. 

I swear, something just moved.  Anyways, I need to get back to my work but I am hungry.  I think I will rifle through my desk to see if I have any left over snacks from last week. 

Wait, I am getting a phone call……………..let me read the caller ID……………..oh ………..not again, I am so tired of this guy calling me all the time- doesnt he know that no one calls anyone anymore?

If you need me, send me a text……………oops…………..I just got a text from him, so I guess he’s not a complete idiot.

What time is it? I really need to get to work.  So let me see……….what should I be doing? 

Maybe I should read my email!  Cool!!  

I just found out that there is a website that you can use to download a brain.

How cool is that?  And it’s free!!!  Wait a second, I swear something just moved.

I am Bernie Reifkind, CEO and founder of Premier Search, Inc.

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